From the Desk of Norman P.
(That’s “P” for Peanut Butter, the best smell in the world!)
Hello there, fellow adventurers! I’m Norman—a West Highland Terrier with big dreams, bigger paws, and the biggest love for peanut butter. Seriously, if you wave a jar of that stuff in front of me, I’ll stop in my tracks, tongue wagging, eyes wide. My humans bake biscuits all the time (which smells AMAZING), but not all the treats are for me (which is NOT amazing). That’s okay though—they run a “Barkery,” whatever that is. As long as my peanut butter jar stays full, which means my belly stays full, then I’m happy!
Now, here’s the thing. For a long time, my humans thought I couldn’t have treats because I’m allergic to all sorts of things—peas, rice, potatoes… Oh my! But guess what? I’m not allergic to the best thing on earth: peanut butter! And so, the Great Biscuit Experiment began. Thanks to my humans, I’m now the CTO (Chief Tasting Officer) and do the official taste-testing of the finest biscuits around.
Besides peanut butter, I live for playing, napping, and hunting down crumbs (even when my humans say, “No snacks today, Norman”). Oh, and cuddling! I used to have a big sister—well, she was older, not bigger. I miss her bossing me around, especially when she’d steal my cozy nap spots. She’d let me cuddle up on the corner of the big pillow which was fine with me. But now, it’s just me… but trust me, I’ve got plenty of tales to tell about Bella and my adventures.
I look handsome any time of day. What do you mean I have bedhead?
Which brings me
to why you’re here!
Norman’s Tales is a collection of my best adventures, and I can’t wait to share them with you—stories like The Friendship Mission and The Bed and Biscuit Mysteries. Each month, you’ll get a special package in your mailbox with a new chapter of my adventures, along with some puzzles, games, and some times there’s even a craft! Oh, and you’ll also get a letter from me with all the latest updates—like the time I tried to help in the kitchen (it was a flour-filled disaster, let me tell you) or my latest treat recipe test.
For just $38.99, you’ll get 3 months of my tail-wagging tales (that’s half the book!). Or, if you’re as super-duper excited as I am, grab the whole book for $75.99 and get it delivered in fun, monthly installments! Plus, you’ll get puzzles, crafts, and my latest updates—because who wouldn’t want snail mail from a dog, right?
So, buckle up, because everything I do is the greatest adventure ever! From sniffing out treats to making new friends, life’s always exciting when you’re me. Join me on this wild ride, and let’s have some fun—one tail-wagging story at a time!
Woofingly Yours,
Norman P.
(Peanut Butter Expert and Adventure Enthusiast)
Did I drop the wrong thing? Never mind I need a nap right now.
I can’t finish without telling you about my big sister, Bella.
She lived to be 17 years old and was the boss of EVERYTHING—trust me, I know! She loved being held and soaking up all the attention, but walks? No thanks. She hated them… almost as much as she hated puddles. Bella was a delicate little lady, always so proper. Her favorite thing in the world was her monkey toy. She’d carry it around, play with it, and even sleep with it every night. I miss her bossing me around—well, most of the time!
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Dreaming of who and what I will discover on the other side of that fence.
Where is my monkey?
Paw-sitively Amazing Fun Awaits!
Subscribe to Norman’s Tales today and let your child dive into exciting stories, pawsome puzzles, and fun crafts every month! Perfect for kids 6-9 who love a good adventure.
Quart Year
- a 3-month subscription, which is half of the book.
Half Year
- the full book delivered in 6 monthly installments.
1. What exactly do we get with the subscription?
Each month, you’ll receive 2 envelopes:
Envelope 1-
- A personal letter from Norman himself, with updates about his life, adventures (bonus short stories), and doggy wisdom.
- Fun activities like puzzles, games, or crafts related to the story
Envelope 2-
- A new chapter from Norman’s latest adventure.
- More fun activities like puzzles, games, or crafts related to the story
- Questions to help kids reflect on and engage with the story.
2. What age group is Norman’s Tales best for?
Norman’s Tales is designed for kids ages 6-9, but dog lovers of all ages might enjoy reading about Norman’s adventures. The stories are playful, fun, and encourage imagination, while the activities help build comprehension and problem-solving skills.
3. Is this subscription appropriate for boys and girls?
Absolutely! Norman’s stories are filled with universal themes like friendship, adventure, and problem-solving, making them enjoyable for both boys and girls.
4. What if my child is a reluctant reader?
Norman’s silly, loveable personality and fun, easy-to-read stories can be a great way to engage reluctant readers. The monthly format keeps the excitement going, while the activities and games make reading more interactive.
5. Are the stories and activities educational?
Yes! While Norman’s Tales is all about fun and adventure, each chapter encourages reading comprehension, creativity, and problem-solving. The accompanying activities reinforce those lessons in an interactive way.
6. How does billing work?
You can choose from two options:
- $38.99 for a 3-month subscription, which is half of the book.
- $75.99 for the full book delivered in 6 monthly installments.
7. Do you ship internationally?
At the moment, we only ship within the U.S. We hope to expand to other regions soon!
8. Can I cancel anytime?
Yes! You can cancel at any time, though we’re pretty sure once you and your little ones start reading about Norman’s peanut butter-fueled adventures, you won’t want to miss a single month.
9. How do the activities work? Will my child need special materials?
The activities are designed to be simple and fun. Most can be done with basic household items (like crayons, paper, or scissors). If any special materials are needed, we’ll include them in the package!
10. Can I buy a subscription as a gift?
Of course! Norman’s Tales makes a perfect gift for the young dog lovers in your life. Just select the gift option when subscribing, and you can even add a special note from Norman to make it extra fun!